Your concerns addressed

More than one person has expressed concern over my ability to care for myself, and especially my dietary habits. So, here I give you two recent home-cooked dishes. Hopefully this will prove that I do in fact eat something other than burritos from time to time.

The first is a dish I call Tislopia. It contains sundry veggies, far too many onions, and chunks for fresh tilapia (fish) all "sauteéd" to perfection.

The second is called The Unfoldable. It's a sandwich, contents self-evident.